Sexual Innuendo Pick Up Lines
Sexual Innuendo Pickup Lines
- I have a job for you.... but it blows...
- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
- I'm Irish (or whatever you are). Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
- I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
- Lets skip all the bullshit, lose our inhibitions, and DO what we really came here to do.Roses are Do you know, your hair and my pillow are
- perfectly color coordinated.
- You'll do.
- I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: What are you doing tonight at around 1?
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let's go to the roof!
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
- Let us pretend my pants are France and invade them.
- red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
- Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
- I'm sterile.
- Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
- Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line
- I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
- How about we make like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
- Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
- You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
- I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
- What time do you get off? Can I watch?
- Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love.
- If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
- Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
- Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- I've got the ship; you've got the harbor... what say we tie up for the night?
- If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
- Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
- Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?
- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- Do you spit or swallow?
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
- You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you!
- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
- If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
- Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
- Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" ("No.") "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
- Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
- I've been a bad boy/girl. Spank me!
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
- Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
- You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
- You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car
- How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
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