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Corny / Cheesy Pick Up Lines
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Cheesy Pickup Lines & Corny Pickup Lines:
- Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
- Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
- If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
- My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!
- I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
- I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
- Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
- Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
- Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
- Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your heart.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait; it's just a sparkle.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You know, the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
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More lines:
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- I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- How was Heaven when you left it?
- If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close…
- I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
- You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- Stare at girl. ("What're you staring at?") You, before I wake up from this dream.
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
More corny / cheesy pick up lines will be added in the future, so don't forget to come and visit us again, ya hear!? ;-)
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