Funny Pick Up Lines
Funny Pickup Lines
- Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
- Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
- Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
- I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
- Youre so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan
- Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
- Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
- You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
- Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
- Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
- I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but Im as sweet as can be.
- Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
- Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
- If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- You look so sweet youre givin me a toothache.
- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see...
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
- Baicarumba...are those real?
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.
- I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
- If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
- I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
- I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
- Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
- Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if its bad, it still pretty darn good...
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
More funny pick up lines will be added in the future, so don't forget to come and visit us again, ya hear!? ;-) ...(Also, a "clean pick up lines" category is going to open, so stay tuned...)